You'd think with literally years of experience directing other people on how to look their best that I'd have learned how to control my own face.  You'd be wrong.  I hope you learned something about assumptions.    

On to the nuts and bolts of it:  I got my BFA in Photography in 2001 from the Savannah College of Art and Design.   I have been interested in all kinds of photography since as long as I can remember.   Beautiful, ugly, ridiculous, humorous.  All of it.    Anyway.  Enough about me.  If you made it through my babbling you can see why I didn't chose to become a writer.